Sunday 28 December 2014

THREE FAMOUS TEMPLES OFF EAST COAST ROAD, CHENNAI


CHRISTMAS DAY VISITS
(By Subbaram Danda)


On December 25, 2014, the Christmas day, we went to three places of worship off the East Coast Road (ECR), Chennai – Sri Sri Radha KrishnaTemple (popularly known as the ISKCON Krishna temple), the Jagannath Shrine and the Shirdi Sai Baba Mandir.  An atmosphere of serenity pervaded these places, even as a steady stream of worshippers visited them. 



The ISKCON temple

The ISKCON temple is a massive, magnificent edifice that shimmers in gleaming white.  Its façade casts a magic spell on the visitors.  Located off ECR at Akkarai, Sholinganallur, on a 1.5 acre site, it has been built as desired by Srila Prabhupada, founder-acharya of International Society for Krishna Consciousness (ISKCON).  His wish was to build a “gorgeous temple” in Chennai and it was fulfilled with its inauguration in 2012.

The multi-level temple combines traditional principles of temple architecture with modern styles of construction.  A broad marble stairway leads to a very spacious hall, which houses three teakwood altars.  The central one presents the idols of Krishna with his consort Radha accompanied by their companions Lalitha and Vishaka.  In another there are the images of Chaitanya and Nityananda. The third altar has the statues of Jagannath, Baladeva and Subhadra.   These icons have been sourced from Rajasthan and Orissa.  

Among the facilities in the temple complex are an auditorium for cultural and spiritual programmes, a “prasadam” hall and stalls selling various spiritual books and charts.









The Jagannath shrine

Further down on the ECR and a couple of side streets almost on the sea shore at Kanathur Reddy Kuppam lies Dakshinakshetra that houses the primary temple of Jagannath and some other shrines.   As the visitors enter the premises, they are awe-struck by a soaring granite tower over the main sanctum in the Kalinga architectural style with a long flight of broad steps leading to it.  In the sanctum are the idols of Jagannath, Baladeva and Subhadra. On the walls and the ceiling there are spiritual paintings.   In the front on the ground stands a lofty Dwajasthambha with sculptures etched on it.  Consecrated in 2001, the temple is said to be similar to the Puri Jagannath shrine.

The entire Dakshinakshetra complex is in a beautifully landscaped space amidst emerald lawns, flower plants and green trees in a quiet environment.  It is said that only the flowers grown there are used for worship.  Seen in the compound are three trees intertwined with each other – neem, banyan and peepal.  This “union” of trees is likened to Kalpataru.  There is a colourful Buddha image installed in the open on the lawn.  A variety of sculptures can be found all over the complex. A marble-floored hall is earmarked for meditation.  







The Shirdi Sai Baba Mandir

The Shirdi Sai Baba mandir is situated nearer to the city at Injambakkam off ECR on a sprawling seven-acre site almost on the sea shore.  The main shrine is an elegant hexagonal white marble structure with a tower above soaring to a height of 100 feet.  A radiant image of Baba in his famous graceful sitting posture in pure white marble is in the centre.  Below this level is a meditation hall.  At various points in the compound there are many other shrines for various deities.   Also located is a large assembly hall.  (Photography is not permitted anywhere in the complex.)

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Saturday 22 November 2014

HUMOUR UNLEASHED --31



THE CASE OF A COOL FATHER
(By Subbaram Danda)




A REPORT: A comedy club in Barcelona, Spain, has been organizing laughter shows.  The entry to them has been by tickets per show.   It has now introduced a novel system in the place of tickets.  Accordingly, a person has to pay for every guffaw he lets out during a show.  Each laugh costs Euro 0.30 but there is a ceiling of Euros 24.  A tablet attached to the seat of the person records the number of times he or she laughs. So, no cheating is possible!



Oh, God… the marriage

Two friends, past their middle-age, were taking a walk in a park. 

One of them tells the other, “Only now I feel relieved.  My daughter’s wedding is finally over.  What a strain!  And what a financial drain!  I had to dance to the tunes of the groom’s parents.  I had to borrow heavily.  Wedding expenses alone came to Rs.20 lakhs.  I don’t know when I will be able to clear all those debts.  Only God should help me.”

There was little reaction in the other man.

The first man continued, “You too have a daughter of marriageable age.  Hope you have been saving sufficiently.  Muster your courage and be prepared for the great event.”

Nonplussed, the other person replied, “I am very confident I will not have to face those problems.  I have purchased for my daughter the latest smart phone with Android application.  It has cost me only Rs.6,000.”


The villagers

A woman has been asking her husband to buy a 40-inch flat television set for them.  He has been putting it off by giving her some excuse or the other. 

One day the woman showed him a full-page advertisement in a newspaper offering a decent reduction and insisted that they should go in for it. She argued, “All our neighbours have it. Let us not miss the present opportunity.”

The miserly husband told her in a convincing way, “Look dear, don’t point to our neighbours. Look at our villagers.  Many of them do not have even an ordinary TV set.”

Though enraged, the wife kept quiet.   

A few months passed.  Their fridge started giving trouble.  She asked her husband to buy a new two-door model after selling the old one.   His refrain was, “Look at our villagers.”

To teach him a lesson, the wife planned a strategy.  

One day as usual the husband collected his lunch box from her and went to office.   When he opened it, he was rudely shocked.  One container contained left-over rice of the previous night with a few pieces of green chillies and onion.  The other had butter milk.  

A piece of paper pasted on the side of the box said, “Here is the food that your favourite villagers eat.  Enjoy.” 


The three truths

One:  No person looks as bad as the picture on the Aadhaar Card nor appears in reality as handsome or beautiful as the photo on the FaceBook. 

Two:  No man is as bad as his wife thinks or as good as his mother believes.  No woman is as beautiful as her husband wants or as helpful as her mother-in-law desires.

Three:  Every person would like to have the luck of Prime Minister Narendra Modi.  He has no Leader of the Opposition in the Lok Sabha to come up with daunting questions.


Our adorable Bengaluru!

The social networks are full of sparklers on incredible Bangalore, sorry… Bengaluru.  Sample this:

It is a city where people know the language of C++ better than English.

If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are that it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap (also known as a leash) around its neck, the software engineer will definitely have one.  

If you are employed in Infosys and go house hunting, chances are bright that you will be turned away.  The house owners will tell you, “We will rent out our premises only to IT guys but not to the people employed in the bus company.”  It appears they think Infosys is a bus-operating company, as it has created the impression that it has more buses on the road than the Bangalore Transport Corporation!  

Finally, out of every group of 100 software engineers in Bangalore, 90 are utterly frustrated and the rest manage to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

November 22, 2014

Tuesday 18 November 2014

KALIPATTI TEMPLE AND SALEM WEDDING



A TEMPLE AND A WEDDING
(A short write-up by Subbaram Danda)




On November 09, 2014 I, my wife and in-laws visited the Kalipatti Kandaswamy temple, an abode of Lord Subramanya, located at about 20 km from Salem, where we had gone to attend the wedding of a close relative.  

This is the family deity of our in-laws.  A special feature of the temple, founded in the late 18th century, is that here devotees receive “karum sambal” (black ash) as prasad.  It is believed to cure several diseases. 

On November 08 and 09, 2014 we were at the wedding of our nephew M. Venkata Raj with Shalini at Salem.  It was a nice show and a great get-together of many relatives and friends.  We enjoyed participating in all the events.  

Here are some photos taken on the occasion. 








November 18, 2014

Thursday 23 October 2014

MY NAME GOES TO MARS



BOARDING PASS TO MARS




Hi, this is Subbaram Danda.  I am delightfully excited.  My name is all set to go to Planet Mars.  The photo above is the Boarding Pass issued by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) of the US for the purpose.

According to present plans, names of interested persons collected by NASA will begin their journey on a microchip with the launch of the Orion spaceship on December 04, 2014 on its first flight from Cape Canaveral. After a two-orbit mission around the earth the spacecraft will travel back and splash-down in the Pacific Ocean.  Later, the names will fly on subsequent NASA exploration flights and further on a mission to Mars.

Are you not interested in sending your name to Mars?  The last day is fast approaching.  It is October 31, 2014.

Visit the website and follow the instructions:   http://go.nasa.gov/1ovdTpI

All the best!

Saturday 18 October 2014

SPARK October 2014 Issue : A Clipping



The following is a true extract of an article carried in SPARK, an online literary magazine, in its October 2014 issue. 



THE DESTINATION OF DESIRES
(By Subbaram Danda)




Subbaram Danda writes about his visit to the ‘Destination of Desires’, Darjeeling, sharing his experiences of witnessing the statues of the Buddha at the Japanese Peace Pagoda as well as many other fascinating attractions including the snow-clad peak of the Kanchenjunga. It’s a visit that made him dwell intently upon ‘desire’, he writes. Text and Pictures by Subbaram Danda.

It was a delight to watch the Japanese Peace Pagoda standing majestically in bright white among the green pine trees on the outskirts of Darjeeling.  Slow moving streaks of grey clouds in the blue sky provided a touch of enchantment to the scene. Instantly I came under the magic spell of the dome-shaped Buddhist structure. Its appeal was profound.

I was in the Queen of Hill Stations with my family on a short summer sojourn.  The visit had been our long-standing desire. We had been told not to miss the pagoda under any circumstances. True, our first impression was gratifying.

Located on a vast site, the 94-foot tall edifice, called stupa by Indians, has been attracting visitors ever since its inauguration in November 1992.  Japanese monk Nichidatsu Fuji, the guiding figure behind it, wanted it to serve as a source of inspiration for people of all races and creeds to work for international harmony.

From the gate we walked for a while to the base of the pagoda and started climbing its semi-circular steps.  Straight ahead at the top on the circular wall of the pagoda was a large statue of the Buddha shining in golden colour in a serene sitting posture. The statue depicts the Buddha preaching renunciation of unbridled desires as a panacea for all evils.

As I kept looking at the sculpture, various thoughts on the dimensions of desire flooded my mind.  History is replete with instances, where over-ambition has led to disastrous consequences.  The Pakistani and Chinese incursions into the Indian territory in the past are glaring examples.  In the epic age, Ravana’s lust for Sita made him meet an inglorious end, though he had been a great devotee of Lord Shiva.  Currently, cases of avariciousness to amass wealth by hook or crook are aplenty.

Great thinkers have also advocated the principle of abdication.  Greek philosopher Socrates felt that “from the deepest desires often comes the deadliest hate.”  Noted British Political Economist John Stuart Mill emphasized the same idea in simpler terms, “I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires rather than in attempting to satisfy them.”

On the other hand, small desires have always received encouragement. My thoughts raced back in time. I recalled what Management gurus had told us in our class.  “The starting point of all achievement is desire.  And a creative man is motivated by his desire to achieve.”

We moved around the pagoda at the top level. Besides the statue of the Buddha in the front, there were three others in different styles – reclining, standing and meditating.  The four sculptures faced the four cardinal directions. The reclining Buddha was in Nirvana pose (emancipation from earthly bonds) watched by tearful devotees and members of the royalty during the last moments of Buddha’s life.  The standing Buddha was offering his blessings to devotees to enable them conquer fear.  The Buddha in the meditation posture was promoting ‘focused concentration’ to attain a state of tranquillity.  Between the statues there were a few sandstone panels, realistically etched, representing the outstanding episodes in the life of the peace apostle. The common refrain of them all was that for peace and happiness, equanimity of human thought is essential.




As we returned, I looked back to catch a last glimpse of the pagoda.  I felt refreshed in my mind.  Desire and ambition are not bad concepts after all. But it is their excessive magnitude that is the culprit.

Darjeeling offers many attractions for holiday-seekers.  It was our desire, a reasonable one, to see as many of them as possible.  Prominent on our itinerary was the peak of Kanchenjunga, the third highest peak in the world (28,209 feet) to be seen with naked eyes from the precincts of our resort.  The next day we witnessed it.  The snow-clad mountain glistened alluringly against the backdrop of the blue mid-day sky close to the horizon.  What an exhilarating sight it was!  Small desires bring great joys.

People vacationing in Darjeeling long to visit Tiger Hill, from where one can have a spectacular view of the sunrise, provided the weather is fine with no mist or cloud formation.  The sun first emerges as an orange spot on the horizon and gradually grows into a ball of fire. The entire skyline of the mountainous terrain glows swathed in brilliant crimson light to the elation of the sun gazers.

We had arrived at the hill-station having yielded to the temptation of travelling by the Toy Train, officially known as the Darjeeling Himalayan Railway, which runs on a two-foot narrow gauge track from the town of Kurseong to Darjeeling.  It is the recipient of the World Heritage status accorded by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural organization (UNESCO).  Senior citizens can recall that the block-buster Hindi film of yesteryears “Aradhana” featuring Rajesh Khanna and Sharmila Tagore immortalized the Toy Train by shooting a song sequence “Mere Sapnonki Rani” along the route.

It took three pleasingly meandering hours to cover the 30-kilometre distance.  For the most part the track ran alongside the ghat road and there was no wall or fence separating the rail-line from the road.  As the train chugged on its way, we could take a look at the green valleys, slender streams and tea estates.  Softly caressing cool hilly breeze kept us in good humour.

The best way of appreciating the beauty of the hill-station in a panoramic setting is by taking a ride in the Darjeeling ropeway.  Buying tickets we got into a cable car and glided over the town for 40 long minutes enjoying the sights of closely-packed houses on hill slopes, plunging gorges, lush tea gardens and ghat roads.

Visitors to Darjeeling make it a point to visit the Padmaja Naidu Himalayan Zoological Park named after the former governor of West Bengal.  We were no exception. The zoo is known for its conservation and breeding programmes aimed at saving the endangered animal species of the eastern Himalayas.   It was a pleasure looking at some of the exotic types of high altitude animals such as red panda, black bear, snow leopard and yak, besides colourful Himalayan birds.

Located behind the zoological park is the Himalayan Mountaineering Institute, a centre of education and research in mountaineering.  Set up in 1954, it has a rich collection of models, paintings, sculptures, photographs, manuscripts, autographs and equipments of well known mountaineers.  Of interest is the “samadhi” of Nepal-born Tenzing Norgay, who was the first to step on Mount Everest in 1953 along with New Zealand’s Edmund Hillary.

There are several Buddhist monasteries in and around Darjeeling.  They are essentially shrines where people throng to offer prayers in front of large colourful Buddha statues.

A passion with tourists is shopping for Darjeeling tea.  The hill-station produces a wide variety of teas – black, green, white, blended, flavoured and scented.  They have their own distinctive taste, colour and aroma.  Its high-grown variety has acquired international reputation.

Celebrated American writer Mark Twain had once described Darjeeling as a “land that all men desire to see.”  It is true even today. The queen’s charms are always worth exploring!

We returned home happily, our small desires having been fulfilled.  British writer Samuel Johnson could not have been more explicit when he said, “Some desires are necessary to keep life in motion.” And they yield great joys too!

Subbaram Danda is an author and a former journalist.  Two of his books in print format -- “Marvels Very Majestic” and “The Rustles of Pleasure” -- are available at Amazon.in and Flipkart.com.  He was Chief of News Bureau of a multi-edition business daily and later Media Relations Chief of a foreign diplomatic mission. He has travelled extensively.  Photography is his cherished hobby.

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Wednesday 1 October 2014

CHETAN BHAGAT : My Take in Lighter Vein


FOUR MINUTES ON TWO BOOKS
(By Subbaram Danda)


Having heard a lot about the works of Chetan Bhagat, the much acclaimed Indian author, I wanted to read at least one of his novels, though very late in the day.  To my great surprise, I found that two of his books are available online legally free of charge – “Two States” and “Three Mistakes.”  So, I downloaded both of them and started browsing the first one.  I followed it up with the other.

My instant opinion is that by way of a storyline none of them offers any awfully awesome fare.  But, certainly, they come in handy to while away one’s time in a carefree manner. What bristles in the stories is that they pack a series of bouts of funny punches, delivered in the tongue-in-cheek style. 




Here are some such quotes that reflect on the realities of life:  


“Most IIM girls are above shallow things like makeup, fitting clothes, contact lenses, removal of facial hair, body odour and feminine charm.”

“Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. (Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.)”

“She had changed into black track pants and an oversized full-sleeve black
T-shirt. She was covered up enough to go for a walk in Afghanistan.”

“Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk.”

“The only time grown-ups get excited about young people is when young people are getting married and the old people control the proceedings.”

“It is a favourite haunt of stylish Chennai ladies and couples so madly in love, they feel a hundred bucks for jamun mixed with soda was OK.”

“The waiter brought us our drinks. The contents looked like water after you’ve dipped several paintbrushes in it.”

“I think it is only in my generation that Indian women started slamming their husbands.”

“People on the street gathered around as there is nothing quite as entertaining as a street fight.”

“I love maths. I love logic and those subjects have no place for emotion. I think human beings waste too much time on emotions.”

“Without dad around, it was amazing how much say I had in the house.”

“Mama's mouth remained open. I had dreamt of this expression for months.”

“A girl's 'nothing' usually means 'a lot'.” 

“The crying had made her eyes wet and face pink. She
looked even more beautiful.”


I am waiting for Bhagat’s latest creation—“The Half Girlfriend.”  What does it mean?  What does it offer?  Your guess is as good as mine. 

Chetan has an uncanny love for numbers.  Most of his titles start with a number : "Five point someone,"  "Three Mistakes of my Life,"  "Two States: the Story of My Marriage" and "One Night at the Call Centre."  The latest "The Half Girlfriend" is also on same lines.  

Incidentally, are you intrigued by the heading of this write-up?   Let me explain.  It takes four minutes to go through my write-up and appreciate it.  Truly it is a lighter vein size-up of the two books.  Hence the title in Bhagat’s own style!

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October 01, 2014




Wednesday 24 September 2014

AT "ANNALAKSHMI"


OUR  EVENING  OUT
(By Subbaram Danda)




As we stepped out of the elevator in the first floor and walked ahead for a minute, an ornate doorway on the right side attracted our attention.  It was the entrance of “Annalakshmi,” a classy vegetarian restaurant in a cool complex at Egmore in the heart of Chennai.  We -- son-in-law Sendil Kumar, daughter Aishwarya Devi, grand-daughter Divyashree, wife Sampuranam and myself -- went there on Sept. 23, 2014 for dinner at the invitation of son-in-law and daughter to mark their 16th wedding anniversary.

It was also the first day of Navarathri celebrations and a typical “Kolu” had been set up in the antechamber of the restaurant.  We were courteously ushered inside.  It was red carpet all the way.  Smiling waiters conducted us to our pre-reserved table.    

The hall was decorated generously with characteristic Indian artworks and temple motifs. The colour scheme was soft, the lighting mellow and the overall ambience enchanting. It was conducive for a leisurely feast.

The menu card had been richly got up and the language used was clearly understandable. We spent nearly 90 minutes there. The food was delectable and met our expectations.  The waiters were really wonderful.  The bill, of course, kept pace with the superlative atmosphere!  It was undoubtedly an enjoyable evening out for all of us!  

Here are some photos:
























September 24, 2014

Sunday 21 September 2014

HUMOUR UNLEASHED -- 30



AH, HA ... THE  ASTROLOGER'S ADVICE
(Compiled by Subbaram Danda)





"Women prefer men with a sense of humour," 
according to a news report.  The reason:
The  witty  guys  are  entertaining, 
creative, social and confident.  
They make girls feel safe 
and get along well 
with the friends 
of the girls!



The advice and after

A fabulously rich couple had no children even several years after marriage.   The husband and wife consulted leading doctors but their counsel and treatment produced no results.  The dejected husband checked with an astrologer, who advised him to go in for a second marriage. 

One fine day, the husband broached the subject with his wife.  “The only solution to our problem appears to be a second marriage.  I want you to agree.”

The startled wife:  “What is wrong with you?  How can you think of such bizarre things?”

In a bid to win her over, the husband came up with tempting offers.  “I will buy you a posh bungalow, a brand new BMW car and a lot of jewellery.  Just say ‘yes’ to my idea.”

The woman wanted a day’s time to think over and decide.

The next day, she told him at the time of breakfast, “Okay.  I am agreeable.  But I have one condition.  The groom should be fair and tall, unlike you.” 


Ha, ha, ha, ……

I have developed a new skill.  I can read your mind.  Test me, if you like.   

Your time starts now. I am reading your mind.  I will predict what you are currently doing.  Follow my instructions without fail, please.  Silently read: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and ha.

Prediction 1:  You are impatient. You did not go through all the ‘ha’s. 

Have you noticed there is one ‘ho’ tucked inbetween?

Prediction 2:  You are now looking at the string of ‘ha’s and searching for the elusive ‘ho.’

Prediction 3:  You have completed your search for ‘ho’ and discovered there is no ‘ho’ out there!

Prediction 4: You are now smiling and laughing, alternately.

Prediction 5:  You realize that you have been taken for a ride.  You are now murmuring, still smiling.

A few minutes pass by. 

Prediction 6:  Now you are thinking of forwarding this to others and looking for a way!

My time is up and you are free to go to the top and read the entire post.  Enjoy yourself!


Novice

Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby: "My boss asked me to go to hell!" 


In letter and spirit

A sign on the outer wall of a government department said: “It is a punishable crime to give or take a bribe.”

Written below was a slogan: “Don’t believe in rumours.”

(Ends) 

September 21, 2014