Wednesday 24 September 2014

AT "ANNALAKSHMI"


OUR  EVENING  OUT
(By Subbaram Danda)




As we stepped out of the elevator in the first floor and walked ahead for a minute, an ornate doorway on the right side attracted our attention.  It was the entrance of “Annalakshmi,” a classy vegetarian restaurant in a cool complex at Egmore in the heart of Chennai.  We -- son-in-law Sendil Kumar, daughter Aishwarya Devi, grand-daughter Divyashree, wife Sampuranam and myself -- went there on Sept. 23, 2014 for dinner at the invitation of son-in-law and daughter to mark their 16th wedding anniversary.

It was also the first day of Navarathri celebrations and a typical “Kolu” had been set up in the antechamber of the restaurant.  We were courteously ushered inside.  It was red carpet all the way.  Smiling waiters conducted us to our pre-reserved table.    

The hall was decorated generously with characteristic Indian artworks and temple motifs. The colour scheme was soft, the lighting mellow and the overall ambience enchanting. It was conducive for a leisurely feast.

The menu card had been richly got up and the language used was clearly understandable. We spent nearly 90 minutes there. The food was delectable and met our expectations.  The waiters were really wonderful.  The bill, of course, kept pace with the superlative atmosphere!  It was undoubtedly an enjoyable evening out for all of us!  

Here are some photos:
























September 24, 2014

Sunday 21 September 2014

HUMOUR UNLEASHED -- 30



AH, HA ... THE  ASTROLOGER'S ADVICE
(Compiled by Subbaram Danda)





"Women prefer men with a sense of humour," 
according to a news report.  The reason:
The  witty  guys  are  entertaining, 
creative, social and confident.  
They make girls feel safe 
and get along well 
with the friends 
of the girls!



The advice and after

A fabulously rich couple had no children even several years after marriage.   The husband and wife consulted leading doctors but their counsel and treatment produced no results.  The dejected husband checked with an astrologer, who advised him to go in for a second marriage. 

One fine day, the husband broached the subject with his wife.  “The only solution to our problem appears to be a second marriage.  I want you to agree.”

The startled wife:  “What is wrong with you?  How can you think of such bizarre things?”

In a bid to win her over, the husband came up with tempting offers.  “I will buy you a posh bungalow, a brand new BMW car and a lot of jewellery.  Just say ‘yes’ to my idea.”

The woman wanted a day’s time to think over and decide.

The next day, she told him at the time of breakfast, “Okay.  I am agreeable.  But I have one condition.  The groom should be fair and tall, unlike you.” 


Ha, ha, ha, ……

I have developed a new skill.  I can read your mind.  Test me, if you like.   

Your time starts now. I am reading your mind.  I will predict what you are currently doing.  Follow my instructions without fail, please.  Silently read: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and ha.

Prediction 1:  You are impatient. You did not go through all the ‘ha’s. 

Have you noticed there is one ‘ho’ tucked inbetween?

Prediction 2:  You are now looking at the string of ‘ha’s and searching for the elusive ‘ho.’

Prediction 3:  You have completed your search for ‘ho’ and discovered there is no ‘ho’ out there!

Prediction 4: You are now smiling and laughing, alternately.

Prediction 5:  You realize that you have been taken for a ride.  You are now murmuring, still smiling.

A few minutes pass by. 

Prediction 6:  Now you are thinking of forwarding this to others and looking for a way!

My time is up and you are free to go to the top and read the entire post.  Enjoy yourself!


Novice

Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby: "My boss asked me to go to hell!" 


In letter and spirit

A sign on the outer wall of a government department said: “It is a punishable crime to give or take a bribe.”

Written below was a slogan: “Don’t believe in rumours.”

(Ends) 

September 21, 2014