Wednesday 16 December 2015

MY STORY IN PRINT EDITION OF "WRITER'S EZINE"


A short story of mine has been carried in a special print edition of "Writer's Ezine" released in mid-December 2015.   The Rs.200-priced glossy issue has many poems, essays, short stories, interview-based articles and photos by contributors from all over the world.  Here is my story:





Chasing a Dream Husband






Samyukta was a rebellious girl.  A student of Standard XII in a co-educational school known for its strict discipline, she was unhappy that her school insisted on a monotonous uniform for its students.  If she had her way, she would wear hot shorts and trendy tops.  She felt she was a misfit there, but could not help it. 

Fair, slim and attractive, she would go to a beauty parlour every month for facials and eye-brow trimming.   She spent her evenings chatting with friends on her mobile and browsing the Facebook.  She loved taking selfies and sharing them online.  “This is how I keep myself in touch with my new-age feminist friends,” she would say.  She decried age-old practices and scorned at conservative people.  She detested putting on bangles.  Her reason: “I am casting off all traditional symbols of women’s enslavement.”

After her final examinations, she managed to get a seat in B.A. (Corporate Communications) in a college known for its liberal ways.  She liked the institution and its atmosphere.  Every day she drove to the college on a purple-coloured motor bike.  The ultramod dress she sported was the talk of the campus every day. 

She contested student elections and became the secretary of the cultural association of the college.   She promised her fellow students that she would revolutionize its activities.

Samyukta organized an inter-collegiate symposium on “Marriage and the Modern-day Youngsters.”  A boy and a girl from every college in the city came to participate.  Newspaper reporters and television channel crews were present in large numbers.  She led the discussion.  With bravado, she declared, “My life partner should not be taller than me, nor more charming and more qualified.  He should not object to my holding a job.   At home we should both work like equal partners.   He should not toss harsh words at me, even if I am wrong.  In such a case, I would use harsher words and silence him.”    

Everyone heard her in rapt attention.  She went on, “The parents of my would-be husband should live away from us.” She added, “Don’t think these are my platitudes for today’s debate.  I swear they are my real-life guidelines as well.”

These brash expressions upset the faculty and the principal.  They signalled that she should moderate her words.  However, she paid no heed to them.  “I would not go for wedding right away.  First it would have to be a live-in relationship for at least two years.” 

A lad from the audience shouted, “No doubt, you will remain a spinster forever – an evergreen spinster!”  Thunderous laughter reverberated in the hall.   Samyukta refused to be cowed down.  “Come to the dais, my dear friend.  Let us debate it over here,” she retorted.  There was total silence.  

The symposium went on with other participants advocating the traditional practices or suggesting the western ways.  Some went to the extent of totally rejecting the idea of marriage and permanently continuing with the live-in system.    The moderator, a retired family court judge, concluded the programme remarking that over the ages the concept of marriage had undergone changes and this process was bound to continue.  At any rate, our youngsters should remember that whatever they did should be in tune with the laws of the land.

After her B.A. she did M.A. in the same subject and secured a job in an MNC as its Public Relations Officer.  Her job involved interacting with clients, advertising agencies, media units and government departments.   She had opportunities to meet people of different outlooks, attitudes and temperaments.

A year passed and Samyukta felt it was time for her to look for her life-partner.  She recalled what all she had advocated during her college days.  She cast her net wide.  In the course of nine months she dated three guys but none of them came up to her expectations.

In the block next to her office there was a branch of a major bank.  One day, its new Customer Relations Officer Himalesh came to her office to make a courtesy call on her General Manager.   She had a short conversation with him before conducting him to the office of her boss.  In this brief time, she took a liking for him.  

She made discreet enquiries about him independently.  He was single, staying in a studio type apartment near the bank.  He cooked his food himself.  He belonged to Udaipur, Rajasthan.  Though, nothing was known about his parents, he appeared to satisfy her conditions.  Was he made for her?

She had an account in the bank and every month her salary was credited into that account.  Whenever she went there to withdraw cash, she made it a point to say ‘hi’ to him.  This developed into close friendship and appeared to blossom into love. 

One evening she invited Himalesh to dinner in a five-star hotel.   He readily responded.  There she expressed her views on relationships, marriage and family life.  He listened to her carefully.  He remained silent for a while.  Then he replied, “It is really astonishing that I too have similar views.  I am open to trying out new ideas.”  When the bill came, she did not allow him to pay it.  Though a hefty one, she settled it using her platinum plus credit card.   This enabled her to prove that she stood by her views on equality of genders.  They moved one more step closer to each other.   
       
Soon Samyukta and Himalesh decided to enter into a live-in relationship.  They took on rent a posh apartment close to their offices.  Interestingly, she wore a traditional Mangalsutra round her neck so that there would be no room for anybody to look at them with suspicion. 

Samyukta informed her parents living in a city down south over phone about the arrangement.  They turned furious.  “You have been a rebel.  You have refused to marry the boy we suggested.  You have thrown to winds our family traditions.  We have long ago given you up.  Don’t get in touch with us anymore for anything,” her father banged the phone.   

Two years passed.  Samyukta and Himalesh got along very well.  They maintained excellent rapport with their neighbours, who looked at the two as a truly ideal pair. 

One day Samyukta raised with Himalesh the subject of their formal wedding.  He was clear in his mind. “All the people around us are under the impression that we are already married.  You also wear a Mangalsutra.  How can we bring up the subject of wedding now? Is a formal marriage necessary at all?   Let us continue as at present.”

This was a bolt from the blue for her.  She remained silent.  But she was determined that there should be a formal marriage.  Legal recognition was necessary. 

Samyukta kept nagging him on this.  Finally the two decided to get married in a temple on traditional lines.  The wedding went off well, attended by a small group of their friends.  There were no relatives.  On the same day they got their marriage registered.  Samyukta was happy that she was able to realize her dreams one by one.  “I did it,” she wrote in her diary.

After a few months she became pregnant.  Himalesh took good care of her.  He accompanied her to the doctor on monthly check-ups.  As the tentative delivery date approached, strange fears started engulfing her.  “Will it be easy?  Whom can she go to for support, if necessary, in the last minute?” she wondered.  Her husband assured her, “Don’t worry, you can rely on me for everything.”

The nursing home, where she was to deliver, ran on modern lines.  The husband and wife were briefed on the process of child birth.  It permitted one person to be with her at the time of delivery.  As her mother could not be expected, Himalesh agreed to be there.   She liked the idea.   He was a bit nervous.

The delivery went off without any hitch in the presence of her husband.  He was witness to the culmination of a profound process of creation.   He saw with his own eyes the marvel of life emerging out into the world.  He was thrilled.   He and Samyukta were now the proud parents of a cute baby girl.  Their joy knew no bounds.

Time passed fast.  The baby completed six months, enjoying the warmth and affection of the parents.  “I have done it again,” she wrote in her diary.

But an unexpected development rocked her.   One fine morning, when she got up from bed, she found Himalesh missing.  She saw a card pinned to the door, on which he had written in bold letters “Bye, bye.”  She could not make head or tail of it.  An inexplicable fear gripped her.  Tears swelled in her eyes.  She enquired with his office and the response she got was more intriguing -- “He has left our service.”  She had no one to look to in that hour of crisis and share her agony.  Police complaint would be detrimental to her career.  She felt miserable and helpless.

She kept going to her office.   It was necessary for her to make a living.  She felt very sorry that she had to leave the tender child in the care of a maid at a crèche.  A thought crossed her mind -- “If only I had a senior relative at home to look after the baby…”  No, no, this was against her policy.  She erased the idea immediately from her mind.

Three more months rolled by.  She found it extremely difficult to manage all affairs single-handedly.  She badly needed her husband.  There had been no quarrel between them whatsoever.  Why did he leave her?  Where was he now?     

In a desperate move, she inserted an advertisement in a national daily, which he normally read.  It said:  “Dear Himalesh, I am on the brink of a disaster.  Return home immediately.  Samyukta.”

A day later, she received an SMS on her mobile.  It was from Himalesh.  “Expect me there on upcoming Sunday morning.  I will tell you everything in person.  I am very busy now.”  Tears ran down her cheeks.  

Samyukta reviewed her life since school days.  She had traversed a long way.  She had been too rigid in her attitude towards marriage and family matters.  There was no point in being so any more.  The problems she faced in the last nine months were terrific.  It was time to make amends and relent.  She should have elders with her.  “I am chastened,” she wrote in her diary.

On Sunday at about 10:00 a.m. the calling bell rang.  She opened the door and there he was – HER DEAR HUSBAND.  Behind him there was an elderly couple.  She surged forward and hugged Himalesh emotionally.  The two seniors had a strange grin.

Wonder of wonders, Samyukta was wearing a tilak on her forehead, jasmine flowers in her hair and diamond-encrusted golden bangles on her wrists.  She appeared obviously mellowed down.   Himalesh remarked in a tone brimming with awe and admiration, “You look gorgeous.  Meet my parents.”   She greeted them with a smile and invited them inside. 

The two oldies carried the baby in turns and cajoled it.  The little one also appeared to enjoy their company.

That night Himalesh narrated to her what all happened in the recent past.  “I knew you are a nice girl but the problem with you was that you wanted to pursue funny and impractical ideas.  I accepted you despite these eccentricities.  I had to play a trick on you to make you come round.  Resignation of my job was stage-managed.”

As he went on, the little one in the crib gave out a shrill wail.   Samyukta jumped out of the bed, lifted the baby, handed it to her hubby and directed him, “Change the diaper.  The child has already messed up the poop!”  

(Ends)

  





Thursday 15 October 2015

A SHORT HOLIDAY AT YELAGIRI



IN THE LAP OF NATURE -- A Photo Feature
(By Subbaram Danda)


We -- our family and our son-in-law's family -- were on a short holiday recently at Yelagiri, a quaint hill station (altitude: 3,460 feet) of Tamil Nadu located at about 250 kilometres from Chennai.  We stayed at Marigold Ridge, a Sterling resort, which offered all modern facilities, including a swimming pool with three streams of artificial waterfalls.  The resort stood tall with four storeys amidst a veritable jungle.  With only a few sightseeing attractions, the hill station is best-suited for relaxation.  Velavan temple, a couple of other shrines, Nature Park and Punganur Lake are the main places to visit. 

To reach Yelagiri from Chennai, we first travelled by the Bangalore-bound Double Decker train and got down at Jolarpettai.  Outside the station we engaged a large taxi for Rs.900 and reached the Sterling resort in about 45 minutes. Yelagiri hillock is located at about 20 kilometres from Jolarpettai. The ghat road was excellent and the weather too was fine. The scenery around was pleasing.  We could see 14 hair-pin bends on the way, each named after a Tamil savant. 
   
Here are some photos of our Yelagiri stay.


A statue of Buddha in the front yard of the resort

With the statue of Buddha

The front view of the resort

An interior view of the resort

In front of our room.  Down below is a swimming pool
with three streams of artificial waterfalls

Another view of the resort

The swimming pool and the garden

In the garden of the resort

In the garden of the resort


Grand-daughter and grandma playing badminton 

In the garden of the resort

The resort is surrounded by a veritable jungle.
A view from the balcony of our room

Sun-rise as seen from our room

Playing in the Activities Room -- six-cornered carrom board

There is a normal carrom board too

Table tennis for children

An elephant in the bedroom -- the creative work of
the resort's house-keeper with towels

Here is a rabbit made of towels

The reception of the resort

Velavan temple
A statue of Surapadman in the vicinity of the Velavan temple

At the entrance of the Nature Park

In the Nature Park

In the park

In the park

Playing in the park

An exotic tree in the park

In the park

In the park

In the park

In the Punganur lake boating area

The Punganur lake

In front of our Double Decker coach

In the Double Decker coach

A hair-pin bend on the ghat road to Yelagiri.  There are 14
hair-pin bends, each named after a Tamil savant


October 15, 2015

Saturday 19 September 2015

VINAYAKA CHATURTHI IDOLS 2015



SWEET GANESHA 2015
(By Subbaram Danda)


Mysorepauk Ganesha

It is Mysorepauk Ganesha this year.  A majestic 15-foot tall image of Vigneshwara made of 1,008 pieces of the famous Indian sweet was on display at a vantage point in Chennai on the Vinayaka Charturthi day, September 17, 2015.  The image had been installed on one side of a street off Venkatanarayana Road in T. Nagar.   The idol was flanked by statues of the Lord’s consorts Siddhi and Buddhi.  Alongside, an icon of Hanuman was also showcased. It was a puzzle how the organizers were able to keep ants away.

Hanuman statue

Every year groups of devotees come up with new ideas to present the deity in novel ways and put up statues accordingly.  A short drive in the vicinity of our home gave us an opportunity to see the impressive images. 



Ganesha riding a bull

In Rangarajapuram it was Ganesha riding a bull. This depiction was considered a rarity. 


Ganapathi in the style of Mahavishnu
On an interior street in the same area a standing Ganapathi was resplendent with Sanku, Chakra and Gadha in the style of Mahavishnu.  Here the Lord had a multi-headed serpent offering a hooded cover over his head. 

September 19, 2015       



Wednesday 2 September 2015

MY BREEZY SHORT STORY IN "WRITER'S EZINE"



Writer's Ezine, a popular literary online monthly, has carried a breezy short story of mine in its September 2015 issue released today.  It is a special celebratory edition, brought out to mark a milestone in the journal's onward journey.





The Musings of a Balding Man




Suddenly one morning Vijay looked intently at his framed photograph hung on a wall in his bedroom. It was taken years ago shortly after his marriage, with his better half standing next to him.  Neatly groomed thick dark hair on his head stood out prominently, adding a touch of smartness to his overall appearance.  

He rushed to the bath room and stood in front of the mirror.  What a contrast!   His reflection showed only a few streaks of hair that too silvery.  They also threatened to enter the annals of extinct species any time.

In a moment, various thoughts flashed in his mind.  How do cine actresses and actors manage their ‘hairy traditions’?  Despite advancing age, erstwhile dream girls of the silver screen retain their glamorous looks with dark tresses cascading down their head.  Macho men of yesteryears too show off their attractive manes. 

Science has made a lot of progress and he wondered why he should not take advantage of it to fix his receding hairline.  He hit the Google search engine and soon several advertisements popped up, confusing him to the core.

Seeing his predicament, his wife came to his rescue.  A nice and understanding woman, she advised him not to worry and asked him to give a “missed call” to a number.  Obviously she was taking a cue from an advertisement on the television. 

He called the number and disconnected after some rings.  Within a few minutes he got a call back and he could hear a sweet feminine voice.  “Sir, we are specialists in solving your hair problems.  After decades of research we have produced a gel brand-named Dintan.  It is essentially made from rare herbs found only in the dense jungles of South Africa.   It will stop hair-fall and ultimately halt balding.”

He heard the sales talk patiently but she would not give him an idea of what damage it would inflict on his wallet.  He finally asked her, “How much a can of Dintan would cost and how many cans I should use before I could see results?”

She parried the question ably and went on with her well-tutored torrent.  “Sir, we have our consumers throughout India and abroad.  You should have seen our advertisements on various television channels, several times a day.  Our products are very popular.”   

Obviously she was trying to brainwash him about the product’s popularity.  He started losing his cool.  It became clear to him that the product had a high price tag, judging from the way she was avoiding his question.  Also, they had been shelling out a lot of money on TV ads, which they should make up.   

At last she came to the point. “To answer your query, Sir, each can of 100 grams of Dintan would cost only Rs.1,999.99.  And by the time you complete using ten cans, you would have grown thick lustrous hair.  You have my guarantee.”

Who was this woman to give him a guarantee?  She was not an authorized representative of the company.  She was only a call-centre girl.  He said immediately, “Thank you, madam.  I will come back to you.”

Next day Vijay broached the subject with a close friend of his.  He suggested using a Korean cream prepared from the excreta of a rare species of crocodiles.  It should be applied on the head at least twice a day.  Vijay had always abhorred the very sight of crocs.  Now he should buy their poop and rub it on his head!  What an idea!!  Anger laced with snigger raced through his head.  He shouted at his friend and they stopped talking to each other since then.

Soon a half-page advertisement in a newspaper caught Vijay’s attention.  It promised “simplified” hair transplant!  It offered an “innovative method of performing surgical hair replacement” through a “painless and seamless” process.  It guaranteed growth, density and permanent hair on the scalp.

That kept him wondering.  “Where from are they going to get hair for the transplant?”  He shuddered.  He had always been scared of surgical operations.  He detested even a small pin prick.  So he brushed aside the idea of a hair transplant. 

Finally, Vijay thought of approaching his cousin, who was into everything and was believed to be knowledgeable about all things under the sun. 

“Don’t worry, dear.  Right now a sage from the Himalayan holy town of Rishikesh is in the city.  Swami Arogyananda has solutions for all health-related problems -- physical, psychological and emotional.  He has specialized in matters of the scalp.  Seek his advice and you will be happy.  Take my word,” his cousin assured him.  He gave him the address of the place, where the sage was staying -- the guest house of a top ranking film star -- and its telephone number. 

Religiously, Vijay called the number and got an appointment – for a time slot a week later.  As the swamiji had a tight schedule, he could be with him for only fifteen minutes. 

The day arrived and Vijay landed at the place, dreaming about his head gleaming with thick lustrous hair again.  At a counter with the sign “May I help you” he enquired about his appointment and he was delighted that his name had been correctly listed.  He was asked to pay a fee of Rs.5,000 for consultation with the sage.  With trepidation he paid it and got a receipt for the amount.  At the bottom a phrase in fine print stared at him—“no refund under any circumstances.”   He wondered what it all meant but hoped he would get true value for the money spent.  Anyhow, he was happy that everything was being accounted for and was going on in a streamlined fashion.

His turn came.  It was a dimly-lit room with flower-bedecked, framed photographs of several gods of the Hindu pantheon hung beautifully on a wall straight ahead.  Aroma from burning incense sticks wafted all around.  Sage Arogyananda was seated on a tiger skin at the centre.  He wore long flowing saffron robes and a silky green headgear adorned with strings of milky white pearls.  He had no beard.  His jaws were prominently set.  His eyes glinted mesmerizingly.  He was at least ten years younger than Vijay.  The sage looked at him very benignly.  In a moment Vijay came under his magic spell.  He narrated his story to him. There was none else in the room.

Sage Arogyananda smiled at him at first and then burst into laughter.  “Dear Bhakta, what you need is not a gel, a cream or a transplant but a fresh frame of mind to understand and appreciate the tenets of universal truth.  I will make you realize them.  Take my word.  Have confidence in me.  You will be alright,” he said.  In a jiffy he ran his right hand under the headgear he was wearing and pulled it off.  Behold!  He had a bald head, shining demurely!  So, he was Swamy Sunyakesananda!

In encouraging words he advised Vijay, “Don’t despair.  Hold your head high.  Don’t go against the nature.  A receding hairline, or a scalp shorn of hair, is not a disaster.  It has its own unique advantages – at least ten.”  He then went on narrating them – his pearls of wisdom. 

1. The bald man does not have to bother about going to a barber shop every month.  More important, he can put a stop to the snide comments of his wife after every visit to the shop about how his hair has been groomed.    

2. His wife need not buy his preferred brand of hair oil.  Instead, she can buy nail polish for her own use.

3. He can forget head bath with coconut oil and shampoo.  Just pouring a few mugs of water over the head is enough.

4. If this is done daily, his head will remain cool too.  He would not mind his wife nagging him.

5. He finds no need to comb his hair.  Smearing a few of drops of oil on the smooth surface will do. The oil can be stolen stealthily from the bottle of his wife.

6. The most gratifying thing is that there is no necessity to search for grey hair and pull them out without the knowledge of the children.

7. He can enjoy his grand children rubbing his head with their tender palms, accompanied by shrill giggles.  This is a rare gift by God given only to a select few.

8. He can be easily identified in a crowd if lost in an exhibition or in a mall.  

9. With the overall savings, he can take his wife and children to a film and let them enjoy it, while he himself can have a blissful sleep.

10. He can chuckle within himself appreciating the scientific fact that bald men are more virile than others. 

Vijay listened to the sage in rapt attention. He was overwhelmed by his exceptional erudition and worldly wisdom.  All his ideas would stand test of time.  Vijay offered his pranams to the sage and turned back.  Instantly he felt reformed and emboldened.  He could feel a new transformation overtaking him. 

He realized that soon he would be a sunyakeshadhari.  So what?  He would go about it nonchalantly. As advised, he would hold his head high and his chin up. This would be his attitude always.  It was acquired at a cost.  How could he forget its price tag of R.5,000?