HUMOUR UNLEASHED -- 26



HUMOUR UNLEASHED -- 26

(Compiled by Subbaram Danda)

Humour contributes

spice, colour and sparkle to life

AIDS and Seniors

Many seniors are carriers of AIDS!

Surprised?  Yes, they carry

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

And possibly GOVERNMENT AIDS

They also have to put up with HIV – their Hair is Vanishing!!

(Adopted from a posting on a social network)

Mother-in-law’s Pride

The mother-in-law was all praise for her daughter-in-law Ramya.  “There is none better than Ramya in the entire neighbourhood.  Only three months since marriage, she has agreed to take me to a concert by world famous singer Jesudas.  This has been my life’s ambition and it is getting fulfilled only now thanks to her,” the old woman kept telling everyone she met.

This reached the ears of Ramya’s best friend Uttara.  She called her and said, “Ramya, what a dubious pal you are!  You have been talking ill of your mother-in-law and calling her names.  You have said you two are like Tom and Jerry.  But she is waxing eloquent on you.”

Ramya:  “You don’t know my strategy.  I continue to detest her every move.  The reason why I am taking her to the concert is that she has been repeatedly saying that she is prepared to lay down her life for a chance to hear Jesudas live.  I am providing her the chance.” 

                                                                                                                                     

Life Online

Daughter: “Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.   While I am in Australia, he lives in the UK.  We found each other on a dating website, became friends on Facebook and had long chats on Whatsapp.”

Father:  “OK, that’s interesting.”                         

Daughter: “He proposed to me on Skype.  We've had two months of relationship through Viber.  I want your advice on how we can proceed further.   We also need your blessings and good wishes."

Father: "Wow! Really!!  Then get married exchanging vows on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy things for your kids on Amazon and settle the bills through Paypal.

He added: “And if you get fed up with your husband, feel free to sell him on Ebay".

(This joke was shared by ace actor Amitabh Bachchan on a social network recently)

November 9, 2013