AH, HA ... THE ASTROLOGER'S ADVICE
(Compiled by Subbaram Danda)
"Women prefer men with a sense of humour,"
according to a news report. The reason:
The witty guys are entertaining,
creative, social and confident.
They make girls feel safe
and get along well
with the friends
of the girls!
The
advice and after
A fabulously rich couple had no children even several years after
marriage. The husband and wife
consulted leading doctors but their counsel and treatment produced no
results. The dejected husband checked
with an astrologer, who advised him to go in for a second marriage.
One fine day, the husband broached the subject with his wife. “The only solution to our problem appears to
be a second marriage. I want you to
agree.”
The startled wife: “What is wrong
with you? How can you think of such
bizarre things?”
In a bid to win her over, the husband came up with tempting offers. “I will buy you a posh bungalow, a
brand new BMW car and a lot of jewellery.
Just say ‘yes’ to my idea.”
The woman wanted a day’s time to think over and decide.
The next day, she told him at the time of breakfast, “Okay. I am agreeable. But I have one condition. The groom should be fair and tall, unlike
you.”
Ha,
ha, ha, ……
I have developed a new skill. I
can read your mind. Test me, if you
like.
Your time
starts now. I am reading your mind. I
will predict what you are currently doing.
Follow my instructions without fail, please. Silently read: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and ha.
Prediction 1: You are impatient. You did not go through all
the ‘ha’s.
Have you noticed there is one ‘ho’
tucked inbetween?
Prediction 2: You are now looking at the string of ‘ha’s
and searching for the elusive ‘ho.’
Prediction 3: You have completed your search for ‘ho’ and
discovered there is no ‘ho’ out there!
Prediction 4: You are now smiling and
laughing, alternately.
Prediction 5: You realize that you have been taken for a
ride. You are now murmuring, still
smiling.
A few minutes pass by.
Prediction 6: Now you are thinking of forwarding this to
others and looking for a way!
My time is up and you are free to go to the top and read the entire post. Enjoy yourself!
Novice
Wife: "Why are you home so
early?"
Hubby: "My boss asked me to go
to hell!"
In letter and spirit
A sign on the outer wall of a government department said: “It is a
punishable crime to give or take a bribe.”
Written below was a slogan: “Don’t believe in rumours.”
September 21, 2014
